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On a couple's wedding night the groom's Father says to his son "Remember to treat your new wife tonight in the way that you want the relationship to continue."
In the bedroom groom takes off his trousers and gives them to the bride saying "Try these on."
Bride "They're too big."
Groom "Yes that's right so remember who wears the trousers in our relationship."
Bride takes off her nickers and flings them at Groom demanding "Try these on."
Groom "Too tight, can't get into them."
Bride "Well, quit the attitude or you never will!"